All about my mom

This post is contrary to what the post's name is. It is not about my mom but is about Thing 1 and what she thinks about me.
Yesterday at church they had the kids fill out papers about each child's mom. I love Thing 1's and thought I would share with you all. I will put my answers in () after each

How old is your mom? -19 (I am so not 19. The other day as I was buckling Thing 1 into her seat belt, she looked at me and said, "mommy, you have wrinkles." Pretty sweet)

What is your mom's favorite color?- red (this used to be when I was growing up, now it is also, orange, and yellow)

What is your most favorite meal that your mom cooks? - bread and jam and honey ( so does this mean I shouldn't even bother cooking anymore; although the bread and jam are homemade so that is a plus right?)

What do you like to do most with your mom?- Play hide and seek and chase. (we do this regularly. My favorite is when she is hiding and while I am looking for her she yells out I am hiding in (wherever she is).

What is your mom's favorite thing to do?- watch T.V. (I don't really watch TV, so what does that tell me. My favorite thing to do is really dance with her and to go shopping)

What color of eyes does your mom have?- RED (I am wondering now if I scare Thing 1 and sometimes she thinks I am the devil or something)

What is your favorite thing about your mom?-Playing with her (So I guess I must be doing something right).

B and I got a good laugh out of these when we were eating dinner with him at the hospital yesterday. I can't help but wonder if Thing 1 got lost at some sort of function and was found by good people that didn't know who she was or us and when they asked her, "What does your mommy look like?" What is going to be her reply? They would probably be looking for a 19 yr old punk rocker with red contacts fruit cake.